Valentine’s Day 2017 has arrived with a bang on Tuesday, February 14. This is no regular Tuesday as the fragrances of roses fill the air and soft music playing in the background. The happy couples will be basking in the romantic environment celebrating the big day of love. Husbands and wives will exchange lovely gifts as boyfriend and girlfriend will be making promises and dreaming about their happily ever after. Well, this is an exaggerated depiction of love as the true fun lies in sharing a good laugh over hilarious jokes about Valentine’s Day. Amidst the lovey-dovey, extra mushy atmosphere, there will be quite a few who would be sharing, sending, funny Valentine’s Day One-liners, Memes, and Jokes on married, couples and singles. If you are one of them, then yes, social media is filled with Valentine’s Day 2017 jokes which will leave you in splits. Valentine’s Day 2017 Wishes: Best Romantic Quotes, SMS, Facebook Status & WhatsApp GIF image Messages to send Happy Valentines Day greetings!
Valentine’s Day is a significant part of our lives. Despite, many arguing over its celebrations, the romantic festival continues to enthral the people in love. Valentine’s Day is a significant part of the pop culture, and it is honoured on a large scale. Around 150 million greeting cards are exchanged on the Valentine’s Day, and it remains the second most popular greeting-card-giving occasion. It is about showing love to the one you are romantically involved with. Of course, you can give flowers, bouquets and gifts to your family and loved ones too but Valentine’s Day is primarily about romantic partners. The mandate to buy gifts for your special one and the pressure of being an outcast due to remaining single has led to a series of jokes floating during this festivity. Here’s a collection of Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes for married, couples and singles including Funny One-liners, Memes to spend Valentine’s Day 2017 laughing. You can also share them on Facebook and send WhatsApp message and SMS. Valentine’s Day 2017 Greeting Cards & Pics: Best Gif Images, eCards, Messages & Wallpapers to wish Happy Valentines Day to your valentine.
“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.” — Oscar Wilde
Q. What did the boy snake say to the girl snake on Valentine’s Day?
A. Give me a hug and a hiss, honey!
Kunal, who was 21 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, at a very smart jeweller’s shop. The jeweller inquired, ‘Would you like your girlfriend’s name engraved on it?’
Kunal thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, ‘No, instead engrave “To my one and only love”.’
The jeweller smiled and said, ‘Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.’
Kunal retorted with a glint in his eye, ‘Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.’ Valentine’s Day 2017: Best Quotes, SMS, Facebook Status & WhatsApp GIF image Messages to send your husband / wife on Valentine’s Day.
What do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day? Happy Independence Day!
Q: What did the elephant say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
A: Honey, I love you a ton.
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it means?” “You shall know tonight”, he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it. She found a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams”.
Valentine or no Valentine, you can still have the most amazing day on February 14. You need a heart to love, a happy soul to feel the happiness and good sense of humour to crack jokes. Married, couples, singles, and just about everyone needs a right dose of laughter. We hope the funny collection of Valentine’s Day 2017 jokes have cracked you up and given you positive frame of mind. Send these Valentine’s Day jokes and memes and also share as Facebook status or you can WhatsApp to your partner and friends. Have fun filled Happy Valentine’s Day 2017.