Now, Britney Spears' Sex Tape

Just one day after Barack Obama's sex tape jolted Democrats around the world, Britney Spears shows her true Republican self in a scandalously lewd and obscene sex tape.

According to a popular showbiz magazine, the tape features Britney Spears and her ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib getting jiggy with it. Reportedly the tape wa shot when the couple were holidaying in Mexico on New Years' eve.

A source said, "The video starts with Britney undressing. She was wearing some cheap clothes. Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks Britney to remove the pink wig but she refuses, saying "Take what off? There's nothing left to take off."

Grossed out? Join the club.

The long, sad history of shameful and embarrassing celebrity/bigwig sex tapes continues to spread in the world like an unstoppable flesh eating virus.

Let us hope Britney comes back to her senses and stops the tape from releasing, rather than try outdoing Paris Hilton and causing brain damage to millions of unsuspecting males.