Revealed – why Dharmendra kissed Ram Jethmalani!

Dharmendra and Ram Jethmalani get it on!

Dharmendra and Ram Jethmalani get it on!

OK we guess it’s not just old heterosexual couples indulging in PDA anymore. A few days ago, Amitabh Bachchan and Jaya Bachchan got it on at an awards function but that display of PDA cannot hold a candle to this image we just came across that shows Dharmendra and senior lawyer Ram Jethmalani getting it on; Veeru definitely shows Jai how it’s really done! The pictures suggest that their kiss was far more passionate than the light lip-touching we see in most mainstream Bollywood movies and Katrina Kaif and Shahrukh Khan sure can pick up a tip or two from them. They make the Jab Tak Hai Jaan kiss look super-lame! So why did they kiss? Here are our best conspiracy theories:

Two marriages turned them off women

Okay both of them have married twice and it just got way too much for them. There’s only so much nagging men can take and they decided it’s better to play for the same team. No more nagging, they can watch as many old movies as they want and drink to their heart’s content! Who wouldn’t want that?

Ram Jethlmalani is going to defend Section 377

Jethmalani is a man who likes to fight for big causes. He has over the years defended Rajiv Gandhi’s killers, Indira Gandhi’s killers, LK Advani, Shiv Sena, Asaram Bapu and Lalu Prasad Yadav. Maybe he was getting bored with all this and decided that he wants to defend Section 377. We can already hear the opening argument: ‘M’Lord if you don’t uphold Section 377, Dharmendra and I are going to get in on every single day.’ That’s the strongest defence anyone could make for this archaic law!

Veeru wanted to get one-up on Jai

Seeing his old buddy get it on with Jaya, Veeru felt left out and had to let him know that the bromance was over and he had found a new man. What better way to do it than publically kissing another prominent oldie?

He is showing the middle finger to the BJP

The BJP threw him out for writing to former BJP president Nitin Gadkari accusing the opposition BJP leaders of being silent against huge corruption in the UPA II government and stated that the BJP was sick! He was expelled for making anti-party remarks and he thought given BJP’s archaic stance against homosexuality, this was the best way to show them the middle finger and than kissing one of their favourite actors!

 Disclaimer – This is just a humour post. We sincerely hope the archaic IPC 377 is re-instated because every single person has a democratic right to choose what they want to do!