Babuji Alok Nath had wild parties and crazy girlfriends!

alok-nath_3While his memes suggest he doesn’t take anything stronger than Gangajal, everyone’s favourite babuji actually was a wild child. He told TOI, that he when he was younger; he had his share of crazy parties and drunken escapades being a youth of the Beatles generation. Surprised at his overnight stardom, he found the jokes hilarious; he claims to have ‘taken them with a pinch of salt and a shot of vodka’!

He claims he was quite wild in his youth and had his share of parties and drunken escapades and even crazy girlfriends! Age has mellowed him like everyone else and now he prefers watching movies, going for holidays and a few drinks on the side. To the Twitterati who’ve trolled him he says, ‘Mera aashirwaad unke saath hai! But please spare me now.’ And urged them to bug someone else like, maybe Arvind Kejriwal.  (Read: 10 things you didn’t know about Arvind Kejriwal)

Here are some of the best Alok Nath jokes doing the rounds:

When Alok Nath was born;
Doctor Said, “Badhai ho, Babuji huay hain”

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Alok Nath is so sanskari that he smokes agarbattis

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The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.- Haridwar and Pariwar

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Alok Nath CV Reads as:-
Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan
Skills- Sanskaar
Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!

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“In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to listen to Ramkatha

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Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension.

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Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks

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Alok Nath eats Prasad as Starters

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Alok Nath believes in ‘Aashirwad at First Sight’

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Alok Nath reads “All Indians are my brothers and sisters” as “All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis”.

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Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his Bachelor Party before marriage. With his Family.

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Honey Singh: Chhoti Dress me bomb lagdi mainu.
Alok Nath: Chhoti Dress me thand lag jayegi beti.

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Alok Nath: Arohi
Arohi: Kya??
Alok Nath: Kuch nahi, bus apna kanyadaan mujhse hi karwana

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Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of d Girl
who is yet to be born…

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Alok Nath’s WhatsApp shows : “Last seen doing Kanyadaan at”

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Alok Nath removes his slippers before playing Temple Run n distributes ‘prasad’ after crossing each level.

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“When you type Alok Nath on Google search, “I’m feeling Lucky” changes to “I’m feeling Sanskari”.

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Alok Nath was d first person to call Parle as ParleG!!

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Alok Nath wants Facebook to add ‘Aashirwad’ button.

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Alok Nath has Zero friends bcoz he always turns ‘Dosti into Rishtedaari’