The funniest lines by Rahul Gandhi as he orchestrated Congress’ loss

Rahul Gandhi may have won from his seat to save him from embarrassing himself but the Congress has been defeated by a massive margin in the 16th Lok Sabha Electins 2014 when the Election Results started pouring in and were finally declared. The statistics from past elections state that the 283 seats won by Bharatiya Janta Party has been the biggest single party victory that is not Congress since the first Lok Sabha Elections back in 1951.

He has been incompetent and is at the stage of being the most likely leader of the Congress only because of the name they have which people connect to Mahatma Gandhi but not anymore. It has taken a decade to get rid of the Congress at the centre but in the time that Manmohan Singh said almost nothing while Rahul Gandhi kept blabbering on and on.

Here are some of the most ridiculous things that he said-

Poverty is just a state of mind. It does not mean scarcity of food, money or material things. If one possesses self-confidence then we can overcome poverty.

People call us an elephant.. We are not an elephant.. we are a beehive.. it’s funny but think about it. Which is more powerful? an elephant or a beehive?

It (Congress) is a funny party. It is the largest political organization in the world but perhaps does not have a single rule or regulation. We create new rules every two minutes and then dump them. Nobody knows the rules in the party.

If India is a computer, Congress is its default programme.

Dalit community ‘needs the escape velocity of Jupiter’ to achieve success.

It is very difficult to stop every single terror attack. We will stop 99% terror attacks but 1 % of attacks might get through.

India is going to be the 21st century’s Saudi Arabia in terms of human resources

You should stop asking your politicians how they’re gonna do it.

I would not have been here if I was not from a political family.

See, there is a tendency to look at India as a country.

Politics is everywhere.. it is in your shirt.. in your pants.. everywhere.

If I am incompetent, I am useless, the people of India will see that.

I am not averse to politics, but that does not mean that I am going to join politics. am not averse to politics, but that does not mean that I am going to join politics.