Dhinchak Pooja, this is not a name but an attitude (excuse mua for the Half Girlfriend reference). It is a double attack for the readers to make you listen to little Miss-Screechy-Meets-Angrezi-Ki-Maa-Behen-Kar-Denge pop sensation and the movie based on the book by wannabe India’s best-seller Mr Chetan Bhagat. Yes, this is the end of the world as Dhinchak Pooja’s latest song Selfie Maine Leli Aaj is among the top trends and going crazy viral on the social media. Just when you thought Donald Trump becoming US President was enough for you to pack your bags and leave the planet, drops in bigger disaster – Dhinchak Pooja. So much of confidence displayed by the Queen of Cringe Pop is making us nervous and fear for our poor ears. The brain dead lyrics are robbing us our sanity and making us wonder if this is indeed the end of the world. Are still reeling under the shock after hearing Selfie Maine Leli Aaj, how about you listen to her other original videos – Daaru Daaru and Swag Wali Topi. (Yes, we want you either deaf or dead). Watch Dhinchak Pooja Singing & Performing in a Live Concert Now! Reports of her Jaipur Event go viral.

Selfie Main Leli Aaj is the latest song released by Dhinchak Pooja, the girl who has rose to the popularity charts on the social media. Her song is a perfect fodder for the meme-loving netizens who just cannot get over making jokes and memes related to the internet’s latest viral sensation. The song has over 5 million views on YouTube and it does not look like the craze around the mad song is going fizz out any time sooner. Dhinchak Pooja started off her ‘singing career’ with the song ‘Swag Wali Topi’ in 2016 where the girl with a voice of a toad is crooning about her cap and how she is all set to rap. Believe it or not, but such is the power of social media this ridiculous song has over a million views against its name. Dhinchak Pooja is back with Selfie Maine Leli Aaj! Brain dead lyrics & video of new song will scar your life forever.

Coming to another musical gem gifted to the world by Dhinchak Pooja is that of Daaru Daaru. Indian rappers such as Yo Yo Honey Singh, Badshah and Raftaar are famous for their love for alcohol plus lavish line of foreign cars. Following their footsteps is Dhinchak Pooja in this song as she croons ‘Daaru, Daaru’ and believe us, you will instantly start appreciating Yo Yo Honey Singh’s Chaar Botal Vodka. You must not waste a minute more and watch all the three videos and turn into a vegetable. Also you have to, have to rote learn the mind-numbing lyrics of Selfie Main Leli Aaj, Daaru Daaru and Swag Wali Topi.

1. Dhinchak Pooja – Selfie Maine Leli Aaj

“Selfie maine leli aaj, Selfie maine leli aaj, Sar pe mere rehta taj, Selfie maine leli aaj.
Selfie main leti jaun,apne friends ke sath mein, Audi mein main ghumti hun,
subah sham or raat mein, Selfie lena hi mera kaam, na interest kisi baat mein,
Chal re side hoja re uncle, selfie lun na saath mein.

Selfie maine leli aaj, Selfie maine leli aaj, Sar pe mere rehta taj, Selfie maine leli aaj.
Kar diya main aisa kaam , aaj hi aaj mein, Naam lene se aa jate hain , toofan mere raaj mein,
Mere itte fan jagat mein , karun khud par naaj mein, Karun dinner har sham main , vip hotel taj mein,
Selfie maine leli aaj, Selfie maine leli aaj, Sar pe mere rehta taj, Selfie maine leli aaj.

Paisa mere peeche bhaage ,main chalti hun aage aage, Jo koi ladka mujhko taake , uski jaake fod dun aankhein,
Roz karun main dp change , acha sa filter lagake, Alag alag jagah par jaake ,
selfie main lun pout banake,banake,banake, Selfie lun main pout banake.

Selfie maine leli aaj, Selfie maine leli aaj, Sar pe mere rehta taaj, Selfie maine leli aaj,
Selfie maine leli aaj, Selfie maine leli aaj, Sar pe mere rehta taaj, Selfie maine leli aaj.”

2. Dhinchak Pooja – Daaru Daaru

“Karenge party saari raat, karenge party saari raat, karenge party saari raat, hogi daaru ki barsaat. Daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru, jo na naache usko maarun. Daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru, jo na naache usko maarun.

Teri party mein hum nachenge, dance floor ko todkar, dance floor par tu bhi aaja, apni bottle fodkar kyuki. Karenge party saari raat, karenge party saari raat, karenge party saari raat, hogi daaru ki barsaat. Daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru, jo na naache usko maarun. Daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru, jo na naache usko maarun.

Jitni bhi hai le aao, saari inko peelao, pary hai meri taraf se, jitni marzi pee jao kyuki. Karenge party saari raat, karenge party saari raat, karenge party saari raat, hogi daaru ki barsaat. Daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru, jo na naache usko maarun. Daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru, jo na naache usko maarun.

Itna kya tu sochta hai, kyun tu sabko kosta hai, naa le tension,naa le load, yahan pe aake nachle,nachle,nachle kyunki. Hum nachenge saari raat ,saari raat, saari raat ,saari raat, saari raat ,saari raat, saari raat ,saari raat, saari raat, Hum nachenge saari raat, hum nachenge saari raat, hum nachenge saari raat, hogi daaru ki barsaat. Daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru, jo na naache usko maarun. Daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru, jo na naache usko maarun.

Mar jaane de jisko marna, krle tujhko jo hai karna, bagal wale ko kheench ke le aa, aaj nahi hai tujhko darna, Karenge party saari raat, karenge party saari raat, karenge party saari raat, hogi daaru ki barsaat. Daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru, jo na naache usko maarun. Daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru, jo na naache usko maarun.

Karenge party saari raat, karenge party saari raat, karenge party saari raat, hogi daaru ki barsaat. Daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru, jo na naache usko maarun. Daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru oye, daaru daaru daaru, jo na naache usko maarun.”

3. Dhinchak Pooja – Swag Wali Topi

“Swag wali topi meri swag wali topi swag wali topi meri swag wali topi.
Sab karte hain copy meri swag wali topi, sab karte hain copy meri swag wali topi.
Swag wali topi meri swag wali topi, swag wali topi meri swag wali topi,
swag wali topi meri swag wali topi, swag wali topi meri swag wali topi.

Insta par mere aate dhero like, College ke ladke karte mere piche fight
Mujhe dekhkar ho jaate sab jealous, Saari duniya mein ghumu, L. A mein hai palace.

Swag wali topi meri swag wali topi swag wali topi meri swag wali topi,
Sab karte hain copy meri swag wali topi, sab karte hain copy meri swag wali topi,
Swag wali topi meri swag wali topi, swag wali topi meri swag wali topi,
swag wali topi meri swag wali topi, swag wali topi meri swag wali topi.

Party mein jaakar karun main chill, Kadke bhikhariyon ke bharun main bill.
Audi mein ghumu, style mera kill, Jahan bhi main jaun, jaate sab hill.

Swag wali topi meri swag wali topi swag wali topi meri swag wali topi,
Sab karte hain copy meri swag wali topi, sab karte hain copy meri swag wali topi,
Swag wali topi meri swag wali topi, swag wali topi meri swag wali topi,
swag wali topi meri swag wali topi, swag wali topi meri swag wali topi.

Jab paise kharch karun main bhar bhar ke, Duniya mari jaaye sad sad ke
Jaane mere piche kitne mare lad lad ke, Thak gyae hum sbko mana kar kar ke

Swag wali topi meri swag wali topi swag wali topi meri swag wali topi
Sab karte hain copy meri swag wali topi, sab karte hain copy meri swag wali topi
Swag wali topi meri swag wali topi, swag wali topi meri swag wali topi,
swag wali topi meri swag wali topi, swag wali topi meri swag wali topi.

Swag wali topi meri swag wali topi swag wali topi meri swag wali topi
Sab karte hain copy meri swag wali topi, sab karte hain copy meri swag wali topi
Swag wali topi meri swag wali topi, swag wali topi meri swag wali topi,
swag wali topi meri swag wali topi, swag wali topi meri swag wali topi.”

Cringe Pop is a type of music and music videos that “so bad that you cannot stop watching them”. And Dhinchak Pooja is cementing her position by moving to the top trends. She has legends like Taher Shah, a Pakistani businessman turned musician turned meme fodder supplier. It was started by Rebecca Black, an American teenager who broke the internet with her song the Friday. Well, Dhinchak Pooja must own all the record of being most cringeworthy artist ever. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil – it is time to chuck the proverbial principle is out of the window.