New Year is just around the corner and this is the most-awaited occasion for everyone. New Year popularly termed as Old Year’s Day or Saint Sylvester’s Day is celebrated on the December 31st and is known as New Year’s Eve. New Year resolution is nothing but an age-old tradition which has been followed over a long time. Some people take these resolutions seriously whereas some just promise but do not complete their resolution. As per the Gregorian calendar of Christendom, New Year’s Day marks the Feast of the Naming and Circumcision of Jesus. On this day, people also follow and make New Year’s resolutions which are not at all taken seriously.
This festival is celebrated all around the globe with a lot of zeal and enthusiasm. New Year is one of the most famous festivals of the year. New Year signifies that finally, the time has arrived to bid adieu to the on-going year and by welcoming the coming New Year wholeheartedly. On New Year’s Day which falls on January 1 is a restricted holiday in India. New Year is the perfect time when people exchange gifts and greetings.
We have shared a list of 20 Funny New Year’s Resolution, Quotes, Wishes, Sayings & Memes which you can share on this New Year 2017. We at India.com, wish you all a very Happy New Year in advance. We hope the coming year brings in a lot of happiness and joy into your life. ALSO READ: 2017 New Year’s Resolution Quotes: 20 Best Motivational Quotes, Memes & Sayings
I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.
~ Robert Paul ~
Quote reads: From New Year’s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.
~ Leonard Bernstein ~
Quote reads: Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
~ Eric Zorn ~
Quote reads:Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution.
~ Jay Leno ~
Quote reads: New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
~ Mark Twain ~
Quote reads: Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.
~ Mark Twain ~
Quote reads: A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!
~ Joey Adams ~
Quote reads: May this New Year be full of joy, may your resolutions last as long as your cravings for unhealthy food, and may you feel the magic of the New Year in your heart.
Quote reads: Let this New Year fill you with hope instead of cookies, with joy instead of ice cream, and with wonder instead of potato chips.
Quote reads: May the next year find your waistline slimmer, your wallet fatter, your cholesterol lower, and your tolerance level higher.
Quote reads: Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other. Abraham Lincoln, as quoted by the Huffington Post.
Quote reads: He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool. – F.M. Knowles
Quote reads: Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. Hal Borland, quoted by About.com.
Quote reads: I do think New Year’s resolutions can’t technically be expected to begin on New Year’s Day, don’t you? Since, because it’s an extension of New Year’s Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system. Also dieting on New Year’s Day isn’t a good idea as you can’t eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second. – Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones’s Diary.