I apologise for the click-baity headline but there are times when you come across something so seminal that logic takes a backseat. Today I came across a video (which claims to be a documentary) called The Super Human which spent 33 minutes telling us why Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insaan is the greatest human being to have ever walked the face of the earth.
In that video (starting from 5:00) shows babaji hit the gym where he does exercises without caring for form or posture or gym clothes (only a very brave man would wear pink tracks or whatever-you-call them) to the gym. Not happy showing his athletic prowess, which includes pulling a bus and lifting a tractor, he then shows us how he plays different sports including cricket, football, handball and basketball. The cricket portion actually sees him takes the bowlers – middle-pacers and spinners alike – to the cleaners, although he keeps on hitting the ball to long-on.
He is so good at batting that the commentators go crazy, deciding that a ‘six’ just isn’t enough for Guruji and the shots he hits should be considered an ‘eight’. Oh and he also shows his skills in other sports and seems to have discovered a new sort of free-kick technique that would put Cristiano Ronaldo and David Beckham to shame. On a positive note, I am just glad no one told Babaji that ‘sexy was the new cool’ or else he’d be trying to convince us that he could sleep with 50 women at the same time. Watch the video below: