Rakshabandhan 2016: Make these Bollywood men your brothers by tying them a Rakhi and feel safe!

These men deserve one title quite unanimously—that of a brother!

It is that time of the year again when brothers the world over are reminded by their Indian sisters the duty they must behold—that of protecting their sisters till eternity and beyond. These men may not be ideal brothers but it is always safe to tie a  Rakhi to and feel safe than sorry! (Pun definitely intended) Take a look at our list and tell us who should be your Rakhi brother—you can add your own individual choices to the list! ALSO READ: 2016 Raksha Bandhan Special: Shah Rukh Khan-Aishwarya Rai, Karisma Kapoor-Hrithik Roshan; coolest reel life Brother-Sister pairs in Bollywood

1. Kamal R Khan:

From films to anything frivolous this man has his opinion ready on almost everything. His caustic tongue and creep worthy gestures are enough to turn off a woman with a sensible head on her shoulder. He gives unsolicited advices on feminism as indeed he can elaborate on what is sexy, and then what is unsexy, and expund on what is cultured and what is knot. Before he shifts his glance on the length of your skirt and start labelling you, make him your brother. Go rush!

2. Shakti Kapoor: 

God alone knows how many time he has taken advantage of an abla nari—with his on screen baddie avatar, that is! The baddie that he is Shakti Kapoor evokes the evil Aaaooo in all of us. We must entrust him with the responsibility of a well-behaved brother and the man should not let us down. Now don’t get your hopes too high but Shakti surely can save you from other baddies by applying his crafty mind. What say!

3. Ram Gopal Varma: 

The fact that his obsession with the Guns and Thighs is not going to diminish in this lifetime makes RGV a potential threat! His weird camera angles, his awkward gaze and his cinematic sensibilities make RGV notorious. His off the cuff remarks and ability to amuse (read: irritate): Ladies you can spare yourself the horror by resorting to the ultimate solution: By tie- him a Rakhi or two that is!

4. Ravi Kissen: 

He can be an ideal bhaiiya in the truest sense of the word with lotts of Bhojpuri tadka to his credit. The Bhojpuri superstar Ravi Kissen has something about him that makes girl feel instinctively that he should be tied a Rakhi too. So go right ahead before he breaks into a jingoistic filmy number with double entandre and start biting his lips—and shout Hey Brother, only to feel safe (and good about yourself!)

5. Vindu Dara Singh: 

This list would never be concluded without the mention of this man. Tall, toothy and muscular Vindu is involved in everything notorious and controversial from the IPL scams to Bigg Boss tamasha, Vindu knows how to tackle anything bad and win in the end…a quality a distinct bhai must have to offer ‘protection’ you see!