1. "Abe padhai likhai mai dhyan lagao IAS-YAS bano"; Presenter - Munna Bhaiya

2. "Hindi philam ke hero hain hum, humein koi nahi maar sakta, hum amar hain"; Presenter – Munna Bhaiya

3 ".Aurat chahe chambal ki ho ya purvanchal ki, gun uthati hai to iska matlab dikkat hai" Presenter - Munna Bhaiya

4. "Jeet ki guarantee tabhi hai jab jeet aur haar dono tumhare control mein ho" Presenter– Bauji

5."Taqleef unki nahi jo chale jaate hain, taqleef unki hoti hai jo peeche reh jaate hain" Presenter– Lala

6. "Sala sab jagah ki shadi mein DJ chalta hai, lekin humare UP ki shadi mein goli chalti hai" Presenter - C.M Surya Pratap Yadav

7. "Gaddi pe chaahe hum rahein ya Munna, niyam same hoga" Presenter – Kaleen Bhaiya

8. "Aap humko ghar ki ownership samjha rahe hain, humein to pura sheher lena hai" Presenter – Guddu

9. "Guddu Pandit aa gaye hain, murjhayenge nahi…abki baar dushman haath laga to bachega nahi" ;Presenter – Guddu

10. "Bauji pagla gaye hain, unka dimagh unke ghutno mein hai aur unke ghutne to kaam karte hai nahi" ; Presenter – Munna Bhaiya